Post by Gabriel Nunes on Mar 18, 2014 16:44:08 GMT -5
On the 3rd day of the game I decided to unleash the information regarding Cherilyn's appearance on Maury that I had discovered during my YouTube stalking adventures. Since then it has spread like wildfire. Here is a guide to Cherilynity for the disbelievers. I hope that this will sway you to bring Cherilynity into your Corazon.
Religion: Cherilynity
Deity: Cherilyn
Monarch: Queen Julie
Cherilyn's 10 Commandments:
1. Thou shall not cheat.
2. Thou shall not lie.
3. Thou shall not wear shitty panties.
4. Thou shall not come home smelling like whore.
5. Thou shall always go commando. Exception: Commandment 6
6. Thou shall wear panties when going to the doctor
6. Thou shall not meet your spouse on an anti-cheating website.
7. Thou shall not be on a tribe with all females.
8. Thou shall never wear a small.
9. Thou shall always appear on Maury.
10. Thou shall quit iSurv1vor not once, but twice.